![]() ![]() You see, ever since I started rolling these things out we’d have a few… complications, shall we say. I’m offering you a one-time only, once-in-a-lifetime, not-even-for-my-mother 100% discount on a journey through time. I’m Captain Yesterday, inventor, entrepreneur, and all-around family man… presenting to you, the Yesterizer (patent pending), your one-stop-shop for all things today, tomorrow and yesterday. Hey, how you doin’? What if I told you that you could travel through space and time for a highly competitive price? Now you’re saying “what’s the catch?”, am I right, or am I right? Well, that’s the best part, my friend: no catch, no consequences, no questions asked.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |